Top 10 things to do while your high

Over the year our writers have been high many times, all legally ofcourse, and have done some awesome things while under the influence. Therefore we decided to share our top 10 things to do while you are high.

Please note: The below stunts where performed by professional stoners and should not be attempted while straight as you may look like a fool to your friends. It is therefore recommended that you are stoned and therefore have an excuse.

Number 1: Blended Meal
While high the munchies can come on strong, therefore go to your kitchen and a selection of food into a blender, blend and drink. To go that bit further, try things that normally don’t go together and test them on a friend first. If the is reaction is okay it’s okay to drink, sucker.

Number 2: Get Physical
You know what I am taking about. Make “happy” time.

Number 3: Play a scary video game
Turn all the lights off, whack on Resident Evil or like, get a baseball bat (protection from zombies) and scare the crap out of yourself. Good Fun!

Number 4: Trampoline
Oh the fun you can have on a trampoline. The up and down will set you off something fierce. Just don’t try to show off doing tricks as you will end up very sore, trust me.

Number 5: Watch any Jim Carry movie
The facial expressions of Jim Carry will send you off into a fit of laugher. Even people that normally don’t find it funny will be on the floor, curled up laughing. My Favorite scene is in Bruce Almighty – when Even Baxter is reading the news and Jim is playing with his speech.

Num ber 6: Play a musical instrument
No matter if are bad or don’t have a clue how to play, you will think you sound good. Your friends however will either be so shitfaced they agree and join in, telling you “man you are so awesome (stoner voice)” or tell you to shut up.

Number 7: Masturbate
For those of you that don’t know what that is “google it”.

Number 8: Sneak up on animals:
This sounds totally retarded, but it can be hilarious trying to jump the family dog. For best results, video tape it to watch later.

Number 9: Play golf or any sport for that matter
You are not going to be good at it, but who cares just have fun. Golf is the best as no matter how much you try that ball will anyways go off on it’s own direction. Oh yeah, spin around 10 times then try to hit the tee, this causes great fits of laughter.

Number 10: Play Laser Tag or Paintball
Get a group together and get ready for the most unco-ordinated event ever. There is nothing like staring at a tree, not realizing that everyone is trying to shot you. Or shooting something that doesn’t exist, then coming to the conclusion it’s a tree.

Number 11: Watch YouTube

I can spend hours on YouTube - Take alook at this video I found, funny stuff.

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